Google's advice for January the 1st

January the first 2006... I am wondering what should I do today... and of course, Google knows everything, so I let go a search for "what to do on january 1st":
So... Google tells us to learn to be a great kissers on the first day of the new year... at least the customers of Google AdWords are proposing this to us... :)

PS. These are the results for a Swiss IP, Google might propose something else to you on the other side of the planet. Actually, I am really disappointed that a couple of hours later I had no more sponsored link for this search...